office notes

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i'm sitting here and it's all very funny. there's a guy sat next to me who is a little bit overweight. and eats a packet of mini eggs every day which helps him stay a little bit overweight. and doesn't exercise much. but he's getting laid with one of the hottest in the office so it's all good.

diagonal-desk there's the girl who looks like a ginger-dipped goldilocks: these loping curves of hair just dropping down from the head, she doesn't give a fuck: proudly sits there without the heavy make-up or petrolled perfume of the rest, and fits in like a young boy at girl scouts.

then opposite there's the one who's just joined but is about to leave. the one who clocked on to how much of a farce the company is just before everyone else clocked onto her clocking and began firing whispers at her while she had her head turned. all good fun. 

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